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5weetsorrow:

Artic Monkeys // 505

5weetsorrow:

Artic Monkeys // 505

ilovelittlepussy2:

i’m far too young and pretty to spend the weekends choking myself while i masturbate 

  • Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
  • Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.

blua:

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

(Source: assgod)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerbiologist)

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

image

you tell me

(Source: ashleybensons)

(Source: butt-berry)

buttcuppa:

warhaul:


The 42-year-old actress Winona Ryder for Red Magazine April 2014 in front of Max Abadian’s lens.

yes

woah

buttcuppa:

warhaul:

The 42-year-old actress Winona Ryder for Red Magazine April 2014 in front of Max Abadian’s lens.

yes

woah

(Source: mirnah)